Just when I thought my day was over, the anti-porn protestors chased me all over town! I had to run across New York City in stilettos...which really sucked. Then when I got to my car, it wouldn't start. James showed up with the tow truck just in time. He turned out to be a horrible actor, but a great fuck. All in all, everyone lived happily ever after.

After Tommy's "cable guy mishap", I let him make it up to me by playing the sick guy in a naughty nurse scene with Jade. Thankfully, he showed up at the right address this time, but he somehow managed to break my set. Other than that, the scene went well. It totally got Tommy off the chopping block.

I went back to my office to check in, and of course, there were millions of "Friend Requests" to answer...and other things I didn't feel like doing. But what I DID feel like doing was my hot secretary, January Darling...with no music. Sometimes I just need some "me time".

So, Tommy showed up to the wrong address in his cable guy uniform, and totally freaked out a family. The only guy available to "fill in" for him was James...who showed up in PJs, as usual. I tried to put together a uniform on the fly, but it didn't work out that well AND we had no music to boot. But hey - at least James gave Pixie a good ass-fucking.

It was Day 1 of filming and everything was going wrong. The anti-porn protesters wouldn't leave me alone, and Tommy Pistol was running late...as usual. Fortunately, he showed up, and did a great pizza guy scene with the lovely Pinky Lee...oh, and the band was totally on cue. So everything worked out. Phew!